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Thursday, 29 April 2010 |
Dear Client
Our own black diamond, bridge builder, entrepreneur, police reservist and fighter against dark forces (Eskom?) states that our president is the greatest leader. At first I wanted to argue this, but after deep contemplation I realized that the man is right! (Only his opinion regarding woodwork does not make sense to me) After thorough consideration and the liberal use of good Merlot, I further realized that there are many similarities between our company and our First Citizen.
Even Helen Zille reckons that our leading civil servant is friendly with heaps of charm. Hello! The leader of the opposition, who by the way seems to me to be the best candidate to lead the next barefoot, winter expedition over the Drakensberg, also reckons that this man has charm. Great Scott, if this is how she regards this bloke, then he really must possess charm! I do not want to sound overly modest but our company's people also possess tons and tons of friendliness and charm. (After another half a glass, I actually think we posses even more charm)
Our Leader's second characteristic flows (no pun intended) from the first. Women and children by the dozen. After all, what else can such a talented man do? His charm and friendliness have to be shared. What else can our company do but to also share our talents? That's why our turnover keeps on increasing in spite of the recession.
We also share our president's discomfort with regard to the British media. Especially after all the hurtful and unnecessary remarks about our men's hockey, women's netball, Graham Smith and Joost van der Westhuizen. Man, they are poison - poison I say! The media (and our competition) also do not understand the business culture of our company. Our (business) culture is to try our best for our clients. Our business culture is also not inferior to any other culture, OK!
We as a company have also surrounded ourselves with good advisers (financially or otherwise) We know many people in the industry, which means that we can easily source equipment that you require, or provide technical know-how. Fortunately there has never been any forced separation between our advisers and us. They have always been get-at-able.( We also often enquire about their state of health)
Lastly, we also believe in discretion. We won't broadcast your sensitive information. Our client list, equipment that has been sold and prices paid will never be disclosed. Like our Leading Official, we believe that disclosure is overrated!
As it were, with regard to our company and our Leader, one can remark that birds of the same feather flock together. Great Scott, but this Merlot is "lekker"!
Kind regards
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