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Dear Client,

This piece of prose is fearfully being written in a dark, little room. Hopefully there is not a Fifa official, agent or attorney that will decide that I have infringed or violated with regard to any trade mark, trade right or trade option etc. Otherwise I can lose everything that I love and cherish, even my Patricia Lewis memorabilia as well as...(Sorry I am digressing)

Why take such an unbelievable risk? This is, my dear reader, because I have to trumpet the truth to you. The truth is that you do not only have to watch and think soccer during the coming weeks. No, a thousand times no, you can also pop in at Qual-E-Quip to see what excellent value we are offering you. Take note, if we do not have the equipment that you need, we can probably get it for you.

I hear the cynics sarcastically snoring, but consider the following: We are far more attractive than Danny Jordaan with his stubble-beard. (Even if it is only the result of the same wretched beard). We are not even thinking about claiming the same remuneration that Carlos Pereira receives.

I personally think that it is unlikely that you will ever have to queue to obtain tickets for reaching us. (Althought there is great interest in our special offer of R 69 950.00 + VAT for Winget 4B2000 dumpers). If you really have to queue and become a bit excited, we promise to take it easy with tear-gas, dogs and Interpol SWAT teams. (This undertaking is not applicable to any Aussie client).

Let's be honest. Our website is simpler than that of Fifa. It works all the time and is easy to navigate. Furthermore to the extreme relief of both yourselves and FNB, you would not have to approach them to acuire good quality construction equipment. Therefore no puffed cheeks between ourselves; the IT chaps and FNB!

The best reason, however, why you should do business with us, is that your chances of acquiring the right equipment at the right price at Qual-E-Quip are much better that the chance of Bafana Bafana reaching the second round in the tournament!

Kind regards

Louis Erasmus