Steve Hofmeyr can "Blou Bul" ad nauseam, but we are both in sack-cloth and ashes. Old Steve couldn’t even be cheered up by a Bulls Babe or by Nadine. (They are only friends) I, myself experienced black waves of negativity right through the week. I only got out of bed, two days ago. This thing of us losing against the Sharks touched me badly.
I mean, must I now also start thinking for Oom Wynie "Gemmerkat" Strydom? How difficult could that have been, Oom Wynie? You send Bakkies to the bees with the instructions of warming up and tackling the corner flag a few times. When he comes complaining to you, you tell him that you saw Sharks supporters throwing "pyltjies" at him and that a few Sharks players were laughing. Voilá, the rest of the forwards together with Pierre Spies could then look on how Bakkies was keeping the Sharks forward busy. 14 Bulls backs against 7 Sharks backs! This is logic stuff, Oom Wynie. Old Victor, I know that you are actually the caption of the Boks. You are always prompting John Smith what to do. He believes everything you say and does it dutifully; then he looks like the Superhero. But what possessed you to listen to him last Saturday!? I mean, goodness me, you have MORNÉ STEYN in your team and you still decide to go for the side-line??? This could only have been John’s idea.
Yes, even your team can drop you. However, Qual-E-Quip will not let you down. They sell excellent construction equipment (mostly previously used) at rock bottom prices. Their after sales service is excellent and they are prepared to support their clients with word and deed. They know what is happening in the industry. Therefore, if they do not have a machine or spare part in stock, they properly know where to find it. Come on, visit them before the year has passed. They might just have what you need to complete your projects before the holidays. We all want to go to the big waters.
Regards
The Qual-E-Quip team
How often do you say to yourself I should have read this?
Friday, 06 May 2011
How often do you say to yourself I should have read this?
The world has gone crazy and it feels to me as if nothing makes sense anymore.
Steve Hofmeyer has gone back to Janine, the girl that cost him his marriage. The girl whom he described as a “pop star diversion” in an “open-hearted” Huisgenoot interview. It is the same girl dragging him to court for maintenance. Apparently he cannot ignore his heart any longer!! (Personally I think there is something else that he can no longer ignore).
Furthermore our dear, modest; industrious and honest politicians have overnight decided to focus on us and not on their own financial gain. The introduction of the tolling system is going to be postponed until “proper consultation” has been undertaken with the riff-raff. Where have you ever heard of such a thing?
What is next? Vicious solar storms that devastate everything on earth that is dear to us? President Mubarak who is fired by his own people after 40 years? Colonel Gadhafi who thinks he is more popular than ever after his air force had fired on his own people? Tax lotto winnings? We definitely live in strange times.
Luckily nothing has changed at Qual-E-Quip Manufacturing. You can still purchase excellent construction equipment at extremely affordable prices. We still try to give our client the best possible support. We will still source the equipment that you need if we do not have it in stock. So we are still the same, even if the whole world has become crazy. Come and try us.
Kind regards Qual-E-Quip team
Happy New Year!
Friday, 06 May 2011
Happy New Year!
Dear Client,
I want to wish you a happy New Year, because it feels as if this year only commenced this week before this, it was only World Cup soccer. Now while the whole nation is busy putting away their vuvuzelas (as far as possible please) folding their Bafana Bafana / Ghanese jerseys and putting their makarapas in their display cabinets, I need to remind you of something.
Viz. that Qual-E-Quip is still here and that we still sell good construction equipment that is ready to go to site at excellent prices. We are still trying to help where needed and can most probably acquire the equipment that you need if we do not have it in stock ourselves. So do not hesitate to make use of our services during this year.
Our wishes for you for this “New Year” is that we often see your beloved face that Julius Malema will shut his mug, that Bakkies Botha will control his temper, that the SAPS will not notice the world cup has passed, and that they will continue doing a good job that Jimmy Jump (that oke that tried to grab the world cup) will be hit harder during his next unwelcome appearance and that… Man, basically that you will experience a fantastic second half of 2010. Finish and klaar.
Warm regards
Louis Erasmus
Ama-Ching-Ching
Friday, 06 May 2011
Ama-Ching- Ching!
Dear Client,
This piece of prose is fearfully being written in a dark, little room. Hopefully there is not a Fifa official, agent or attorney that will decide that I have infringed or violated with regard to any trade mark, trade right or trade option etc. Otherwise I can lose everything that I love and cherish, even my Patricia Lewis memorabilia as well as...(Sorry I am digressing)
Why take such an unbelievable risk? This is, my dear reader, because I have to trumpet the truth to you. The truth is that you do not only have to watch and think soccer during the coming weeks. No, a thousand times no, you can also pop in at Qual-E-Quip to see what excellent value we are offering you. Take note, if we do not have the equipment that you need, we can probably get it for you.
I hear the cynics sarcastically snoring, but consider the following: We are far more attractive than Danny Jordaan with his stubble-beard. (Even if it is only the result of the same wretched beard). We are not even thinking about claiming the same remuneration that Carlos Pereira receives.
I personally think that it is unlikely that you will ever have to queue to obtain tickets for reaching us. (Althought there is great interest in our special offer of R 69 950.00 + VAT for Winget 4B2000 dumpers). If you really have to queue and become a bit excited, we promise to take it easy with tear-gas, dogs and Interpol SWAT teams. (This undertaking is not applicable to any Aussie client).
Let's be honest. Our website is simpler than that of Fifa. It works all the time and is easy to navigate. Furthermore to the extreme relief of both yourselves and FNB, you would not have to approach them to acuire good quality construction equipment. Therefore no puffed cheeks between ourselves; the IT chaps and FNB!
The best reason, however, why you should do business with us, is that your chances of acquiring the right equipment at the right price at Qual-E-Quip are much better that the chance of Bafana Bafana reaching the second round in the tournament!
Kind regards
Louis Erasmus
Wat doen die Paashaas...?
Thursday, 13 May 2010
Om die Afrikaanse klankgreep te hoor kliek hier...
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